WELCOME    
TO THE MUDDY POTHOLED AND THE  
NARROWEST SECTION   
OF THE 
INFO SUPER HIGHWAY.   
            COURTESY  
     GOVT OF INDIA 
 		 GUWAHATI INTERNET USERS CRYING ASSOCIATION GUWAHATI  
THE DEFACTO CAPITAL OF THE STATE OF ASSAM IN NORTH-EAST INDIA. POSSIBLY THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WHERE BAD ROADS COMPETE WITH PHONE, WATER AND ELECTRICAL LINES IN BEING IN THE WORST POSSIBLE CONDITION. 
 
CRY BELOVED COUNTRY FOR OUR IDLE PCs, MODEMs & BLEEDING WALLETS.
"DIE" THE TRAITOROUS GOVT ISP FOR YOUR DIGITAL REIGN OF TERROR.
 
"TO BROWSE WITHOUT FEARS OF TEARS"
(OF FRUSTRATION)
 
 
 
OVER 500 HUNDRED REGULAR CRIERS. 
 
EASIEST  WAY  TO  INCREASE  YOUR  PHONE  BILL.
 
AVERAGE DATA TRANSFER SPEEDS OF 100-300 bps.
 
TWO THIRD OF THE  DIAL - UP NUMBERS ARE  MALFUNCTIONING.
 
THE  GOVERNMENT  TELECOM  DEPARTMENT, WHICH  IS ALSO THE  ISP  BLAMES  THE PHONE LINES  (THEIR OWN ONES)  FOR  THE   POOR  SHOW. 
 
THE  ISP  DOES  NOT  ENTERTAIN  COMPLAINTS,  NOBODY EVER  PICKS  UP  THE  PHONE.
 
ALL THE SUBSRIBERS ARE TAKEN TO BE  LOBOTOMISED IDIOTS  AND ACCORDING TO THE ISP'S TECHNICIANS,  IT IS ALWAYS THEIR LACK OF OPERATING SKILLS AND POOR EQUIPMENT WHICH ARE AT FAULT.
THE  AVERAGE  DURATION  OF  EACH  SESSION IS  5 MINUTES,  AFTER WHICH THE  LINE  SNAPS.
 
ALL  THIS  @  Rs.35 + Rs.30 ( $1. 5)  PER  HOUR. PAYABLE IN ADVANCE AND NON REFUNDABLE.
 
 
ALL YE CRIERS, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET,
LET THE WAIL SOUND LOUD AND CLEAR.
MAYBE SOMEONE IN THE WORLD WILL HEAR.!!
i.e. IF I  MANAGE TO LOGON.
 
 
TO AVAIL THE CRYING RIGHTS AND THE PRIVILEGE
OF BEING IN THE BROTHERHOOD(OUCH!!),
I MEAN THE "SISTA.." er..  "DA FAMILY",
WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE!!

 

Isn't it time time your computer ceased being a decorative object
and your internet connection a ghostly subject ??

JOIN THE INDIAN INTERNET USERS CRYING ASSOCIATION
YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE FROM GUWAHATI, CITIZENS FROM ANY
OTHER ROTTEN PLACE WHERE THE GOVT IS TAKING THE PEOPLE FOR A RIDE
BY PROVIDING LOUSY AND EXORBITANT TELECOMMUNICATION SERVICES,
ESPECIALLY INTERNET CONNECTIONS, MAY APPLY. DON'T LOSE SLEEP,

                                            ITS  FREE.
 FOR SPECIAL MEMBERSHIP IT'S Rs.50 PER ANNUM.
(FOR CHAI PANI IN THE GROUP WAILING SESSIONS)

JOIN NOW & CRY

 POST A MESSAGE
THE EASIEST WAY TO BECOME FAMOUS.
WRITE THE WORDS OF YOUR FAVOURITE WAIL,
WHICH WILL EASILY FILL UP A PAIL.
AND BE SURE WE WILL POST IT ON THE WEB.
 
EXTREME POVERTY AND LACK OF A SCANNER
IS PREVENTING US FROM POSTING THE HEARTBREAKING
PHOTOGRAPHS OF OUR CRIERS, AND THEIR STATE OF
MENTAL ANGUISH AND DESPAIR UPON FAILING TO LOG ON/
OR BEING DISCONNECTED FOR THE 47TH TIME IN ONE HOUR.
 
 
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